from the depths of the chasm

We got this fax today, addressed to a colleague of mine. Too funny.

1. Go to Google
2. Type in Find Chuck Norris
3. Click I’m Feeling Lucky
4. Marvel at the fact that Google refuses to find it!

Well, not really. The address bar changes to http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/ http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Awesome stuff, Arran.. Here I am shamelessly promoting the link, so that it makes #1 on the list of searches for “Chuck Norris”

In other news, I found my pirate cap today:

How awes is that?

Pity my hair looks like crap today

c’mon stinges, donate already.

BURN HER! Seriously. The world could do without that crackhead.

Disgusting!

Here’s a quote from Seriously? OMG:

Seriously if Amy Wiehouse’s skin were green it would be exactly like those witch masks we wore as kids for Halloween. Sadly the way her skin is going it will be green in no time. I should be careful what I say about her because she might put a spell on me.

The best thing I’ve seen yet to come out from this picture is definitely that which Celebrity Smack! had to say: