project management
Got sent this the other day. I’m kind of impressed by how accurate it can be at times.
:)
I seem to be very familliar with the “swing laying on the floor” system mechanism.. Hrm.
Anyway, want to read my evil plan?
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
