from the depths of the chasm

even at this angle she has a huge arse.

Last night (okay, early this morning) I had a song stuck in my head. Okay, it was more like 4 songs, but still. I decided “Hey, I have all of them [somewhere] on my iPod. I’ll chuck that in my bag tomorrow and I’ll listen to them some time during the day.”

Anyway, I didn’t get to sleep until just after 2 AM because I seriously couldn’t get this song out of my head. Was driving me crazy.

I went to listen to it this afternoon during lunch on my iPod only to find it’s not there! GAH!!!!! And now the fact that I’ve remembered I had to listen to it, it’s back stuck in my head. D’oh! 

Hrm, actually. I just realised that it would probably be on YouTube. Excellent. Now, don’t laugh at me. I’m too busy laughing at myself. As teeny boppy pop as these songs are, both of them strangely hold a significant meaning, which I’m not too sure if I should be embarrased about.

yes it is.

I want this shirt. Well, okay, my friend EmmaZing wants that shirt. I want the shirt too, but for $44 USD it can stay on the model instead. Still, pretty neat.

surprised? me neither.

This is well and truly proof that the rules of the internet exist… I’m still not too sure if we should be embracing or fearing this one though.

pole cow is not amused

The pic on the right is courtesy of Dave. Isn’t it awesome? I think polecow could be some strange new crazy indian diety.

Oooh, on the note of indian dieties, I got accused today of being an indian at work. An indian with a trained Australian accent; appartently a good one. The conversation went something like this:

Lady: Are you in Adelaide too?
Me: No…
Lady: Well, you’re very helpful for someone who’s likely to be in Dubai.
Me: Thanks, but I’m in Melbourne. 
Lady: Sure you are, and that’s a very convincing Australian accent you’ve got too. They must train you guys very thoroghly! 

Funniest thing is, she was American!  She had the full on accent and all. Stupid lady.

For the record, I don’t think I have a full on Australian accent. Pretty plain I think (although I have asked a few people their opinions today to be sure…)

Anyway, moving along. Everyone should have a read of this guide page, titled “When is it time to buy a new computer?”

“Hi. I’m Alessandra. Why does the author of this site keep having fantasies of insanely kinky jungle sex with me? He obsesses over me and has rotten kinky dreams about scrogging me in a canoe filled with lemon sauce. Oh, and my computer is slow.”

Oh, and everyone should upgrade to a Google, simply because:

This is recommended for anybody who wishes to engage in extensive editing of images and movies from their cellphone without any trouble.