Jack: I’m Jack Donaghy, new VP of Development for NBC GE Universal K-Mart.
Pete: Oh, we own K-Mart now?
Jack: No. So why are you dressed like we do?

i can haz homie now

if only we'd put a ring on her earlier!

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The universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.

As evidence here:

Did Microsoft finally get it right?

even at this angle she has a huge arse.

Last night (okay, early this morning) I had a song stuck in my head. Okay, it was more like 4 songs, but still. I decided “Hey, I have all of them [somewhere] on my iPod. I’ll chuck that in my bag tomorrow and I’ll listen to them some time during the day.”

Anyway, I didn’t get to sleep until just after 2 AM because I seriously couldn’t get this song out of my head. Was driving me crazy.

I went to listen to it this afternoon during lunch on my iPod only to find it’s not there! GAH!!!!! And now the fact that I’ve remembered I had to listen to it, it’s back stuck in my head. D’oh! 

Hrm, actually. I just realised that it would probably be on YouTube. Excellent. Now, don’t laugh at me. I’m too busy laughing at myself. As teeny boppy pop as these songs are, both of them strangely hold a significant meaning, which I’m not too sure if I should be embarrased about.

I want this shirt. Well, okay, my friend EmmaZing wants that shirt. I want the shirt too, but for $44 USD it can stay on the model instead. Still, pretty neat.