Feb
26
2008
what conditioner are you going to buy?
Why do I have hair? WHY!!!
Nov
13
2007
haven’t seen this in a while
This is all Phil’s fault!
Customer: Pack of fags.
Randal: You’re a fag!
Customer: It’s a cigarette, mate.
Randal: I’m not your mate, fag!
[Randal jumps over counter and tackles the customer.]
Dante: It wasn’t until years later that we found out what “fag” really means. Right, mate?
Randal: You’re a fag!
Dante: N-no, it’s a cigarette!
Randal: You’re a cigarette!